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Old Mar 25, 2007 | 04:42 PM
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Well, hey there Cobie ...

How's it going? We are a band, our name is girlfrends, and we are trying to make the world fall in love with us, one person at a time. We would love you to come to our newly updated page, and listen to our music, and let us know what you think: but before you dismiss this as some shameless mass-mail-out promotional email with the heart and soul of a McJob-jump-suit wearing boy/girlband, please read on to find the three unique reasons why we were drawn to you as a possible fan of girlfrends.

1. You look like someone who doesn't have a problem reading between the lines.

2. Our investigations have led us to believe that you may secretly be a superhero, and when the inevitable apocalypse comes we are hoping you will air-lift us to safety and live with us on an island.

3. You will find yourself in at least one of our songs.

We hope to be a friend soon, and hey, if you don't dig us, just leave an insulting comment. It's all, in a very real sense, good. We look forward to hearing from you.


Love girlfrends x
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