Originally Posted by
e3NiNe
Jen was going out to dinner with her friends last Monday. They typically hit up this terrific seafood place (half off on the 1st day of the week).
Asswad #1 calls out of the blue.
A liitle background information on AW1 ... the guy has been giving Jen googley eyes since college. He'd show up where she was ... he'd try to always hang out with her (but fail) ... and he'd always seem to try too hard to force a friendship. I dunno ...
For Jen's birthday back in 04, Cami, myself, and Jen were drinking @ Jen's apartment. AW1 shows up. He keeps saying how he's going somewhere else and he's invited to all these other parties :blah: ... but he doesn't leave. Jen gets a bit too tipsy and is on the verge of passing out. All of a sudden, AW1 says he's "so drunk" and is crashing. I pick up Jen, make sure she's okay, and lock the door behind me when I leave her room.
If AW was going to crash, he ain't going to wander in her room. 
Anyways ... dude calls on a Monday, says he's out of class at 10pm ... and they should get drinks at 11pm ... on a Monday.
Crash + burn = 3 minute conversation from Jen.
Shit like that drives me nuts.
oh that's just ... :madr:
Fortunately i dont have to deal with situations like that. I more or less have to watch her friend.
Her friend has this second guy on the side who has a cousin that every time they all have a group outing. He has to make sure Jasmine is there. Usually when they have a group outing they end up getting a lil tipsy. So needless to say, i'm gonna become a permanent wall fixture....
OT. For some reason as i was typing that this popped into my head.
Brian Griffin: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
Lois Griffin: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian Griffin: Is that healthy?
Lois Griffin: What's the worst that could happen?
Peter Griffin: [inside Lois' head] I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!