I think maybe once or twice I saw a few minutes of the prelim rounds where the ridiculously bad people do their thing.

I couldn't give half a dried up carcass of a formerly runny poop about the stupid competition among a bunch of lowest common denominator singers covering lowest common denominator songs. I think I would probably experience some kind of physical trauma if I did watch.

I also take pride in the fact that when that Carrie Underwood chick sang at the Cowboys game this past thanksgiving, someone else had to tell me the reason this chick I had never heard of before was singing at an NFL game was because she had been on American Idol.