So apparently my roommates use our apartment for some sort of Jesus convention ever week and like 15 kids sit around and read the bible or something. I dunno. So yeah, I was watching the syracuse game with my door open and said 'God damn it Jesus Christ' rather loudly without really thinking about it, walked out 5 mins later to make some chicken wings and when i went out the kid who was reading (very poorly I might add) stopped and they all stared at me h:

The end.