i know what happens.. NOTHING


i can already see it.

you: "uhhhh, ummmmm, uhhh, honey, i have a problem with me not being on your top 8 and you making jokes about hand jobs."

her: "oh really, you know i'm just kidding. stop worrying"

you: "oh, okay, i thought i was just over reacting. sorry for bringing this up"

....two weeks later... you're still not on her top 8 and she's still "talking" about giving hand jobs and you're back at posting it on HAN.


i don't know about you guys, but my girl does not joke about blowing, sucking, or fucking anybody else. any girl that jokes about it on a consistent basis and thinks it's okay is only trying to tell you something. YOU AIN'T CUTTING IT!!!!!