so im layin in bed at like 1am, pretty much passed out and my phone rings. its a 408 number, i have no idea what it is, so i answer it. its some dude from www.ip-relay.com and he explains that someone is calling me.

i guess they get on the site, type what they want to say, the dude who is calling me, reads it to me, then i respond with what i want to say and then 'go ahead' and he types it back to them. pretty fuckin stupid.

guy: "keith, my lover, where have you been, go ahead"
me: "who is this, go ahead"
guy: "its your lover, we used to make sweet love at club mouse, go ahead"
me: "who?"
guy: "is that a go ahead user?"
me: "yeh, go ahead"
guy: "you dont know? go ahead"
me: "can we just end this call?"
guy: "is that a go ahead user?"
me: "no, i want to end the call"
guy: "is that a go ahead user?"
me: hang up.

:ghey: