OMG, that bag on the very top of the garbage is from the MCX (Marine Corps Exchange). The only way you can shop there is if you are a Marine or are the spouse or dependent of a Marine. Please God, tell me that is not a Marine!

My car is the opposite of that. If I even see a wrapper or a receipt or something that's not supposed to be in my car, I will freak out and be all uncomfortable until it is gone. The guys at the full service car wash love me because they don't even have to do anything h: