It's easy as pie


I mean a pudding pie, not a fruit pie or mince meat pie because those take a lot of work...plus you have to bake them and let them cool, but a pudding pie you just mix it up and pour it into a premade shell and it is done. Of course I suppose you could buy a ready made pie that you just toss in the oven and it is done...that would be pretty easy, but then you may as well go get the bakery pies like in Safeway. Speaking of which I was in Safeway the other day and I saw this kid screaming over a cupcake and his mom said no, can you imagine that a fucking cupcake and he threw a fit. Well he waited till she turned her back and he crammed that sucker in his gaping maw faster than shit. I laughed but when she turned back around and saw his mouth stuffed the kid turned ghost white and the mom about smacked him across the floor. Ok I forgot what started all this...oh yeah easy as pie...yep it would be.