I have invented a machine that enables me to travel backward and forward in time. For the low price of $2000.00, I will gladly take you to any time in the future or past that you wish. Cash only!!! No credit cards or checks.

-Please add an additional $2000 for travel to Medieval times, the 80's or during the Salem witch hunts.
-Carry on luggabe only
-All vaccinations must be current and up to date.
-No pets or children
-Do not attempt time travel if you have been diagnosed with heart problems, kidney disease or if you are, or may become pregnant.
-Do not travel through time in an attempt to alter history, do not travel in time to assasinate Adolf Hitler, kill a previous spouse at birth, buy lottery tickets or invest in Microsoft. I did not invent the time machine for personal gain, besides, you would disrupt the space/time continuum, producing disasterous results.

Also: No time travel past the year 2022, because that is when the world ends.

Shown below is a picture of my time machine, and just in case you were wondering, Dr. Emmet Brown was right, the Flux Capasitor IS what makes time travel possible.