As for the whole "30 year old living at home with their parents", I don't know where you got that from.......perhaps from the last 20 functioning brain cells that keep you breathing.

As for the "baller status", if I wanted to "look like a baller" I'd buy some shitty 300c V6 and throw some Pep Boys 22"s on there. That'll do the trick. BMW M3s and anything with a 55 AMG badge flow like water down here,