haha!! I got similar emails on the regular when I tried to sell a car with autotrader.com. They always make me laugh too. (Similar to your constant miss-use of a/an.)

"The prince of Dubai is to here offer you in compensation effort, for your country's wealth and prosper in this time of need. Please allow my generous approved offer of $90,000 US American Funds into your account. Upon I receive the car and $65,000 check you keep change for your personal reward."