You should always do these things:
-Never talk back to girls, they will bite
-When they flirt with you, don't flirt back. It's a waste of your time
-Don't look presentable at all, girls dig the natural bedhead look
Could've, would've, should've, it's all bullshit my friend
:lmao: :lmao: :truestory:
it's best to play it safe and wait for something* to happen.
* = roofies, drunk chick, fat chick, chick with missing leg, chick with eye patch, or conjoined chick