I'll post one, then I'm going to bed.

Growing up in a third world country, we didn't have much of the equipment you guys have.

So we were out playing baseball in the park. I was the catcher and my friend was at bat. He hit the ball, and instead of tossing it to the side, he kept the momentum going and threw the bat right at my head. I didn't have a mask or anything. All I heard was a nice "dink" sound and then a lot of pain. I remember falling to the ground and seeing my friend round the bases too :rofl: while everyone rushed towards me.