BMW - Overpriced, Un-reliable after a few years, Status Symbol, FTL!
(I like the m3's, but I could do sooo much more with less!)
TL's are sexy, luxurious, and meets most of your criteria.
IS300 - RWD! They do have a somewhat sporty suspension, though.
Dodge Charger - I like those. A little big, but pretty quick. h:

That Marauder looks too much like POPO to me. A Cobra V8 is very appealing though. I just spent the last few days driving my cousins 93 Cobra - RWD & Torque is so fun! I miss my Mustang.

About all the input I have.