On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Why are dicks like female drivers?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.