it's the year 2000, you buy this car brand new. About 5 years later, you hand it down to your kid ... knowing that ... well, he needs a car.

So about 60 months of $340 payments, you turn the car over to your son because well ... you're a good parent. Also, you babied the car, so you know it's in perfect running condition.

You come home on a Saturday afternoon to see Johnny and Mikey drilling holes into the front bumper. They go onto brag about how the parts didn't cost them more than $3 and how awesome the message board guys think it is.

Do you:
a) kill johnny for being retarded? Your son killed the car you washed every weekend for 5 years.

b) take your wife for a DNA test? Honestly, no child is this stupid, therefore it's possible he's the product of cousin relations.

c) call yourself a failure of a parent