i hate this one

9) Abomination – This one takes its time in coming, and is akin to giving birth in that you have to lean backwards on the seat and place your feet up on something or it won't be able to clear its birth canal. The abomination usually arrives after an extensive period of constipation and refuses to softly reshape itself for easy rectal emission. Instead, it punches its way out in whatever size and shape its currently in, whether that be "new potato", "softball" or "gourd with a sharp end". Once freed into this world, you will probably scream for your mama, but it will rattle the walls with a demonic bass range making your voice form the word "MERRIN!" Terrifying to behold, it is a misshapen, stinking monster that fills the bowl so completely you can't see porcelain. When one of these is left behind, you know someone's hurting out there somewhere.