When I used to work at Pizza Hut several years ago, anytime we would get an order for a pepperoni pizza, I would hide the fattest jalapeno I could find underneath the pepperoni right in the center, so the first bite would be nothing but juicy jalapeno. Then, the customer would be eating the rest of the pizza all cautiously, flipping over all the pepperonies too look for more. Priceless...