Originally Posted by
hitman619
no no no guy's
you guy's have to
clean the pipes
before you go out
=Dom: Look, after you've had sex with a girl and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous?
Ted: No
Dom: No no you're not. Why?
Ted: Because I'm tired.
Dom: Wrong! It's cause you ain't got the baby batter in the brain anymore. That stuff will fuck your head up! Look, the most honest moment in a mans life are the few minutes after he's blown his load. Now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid you're actually thinking like a girl and girls love that.
Ted: Holly shit! I've been going out with a loaded gun.
Dom: People get hurt that way.
:werd: I don't go on a date with a loaded gun