everyone else is getting let go and im texting my dad that im probably going to get detained. I had no registration on my trailer (not required in wisconsin), i had no paper registration for my car and no proof of insurance, just my mangled drivers license.

He asked me where it was.

I said this may sound ridiculous but um, my dog ate my wallet about a week before i left for this trip, she shredded all the paper.

He says that WOULD sound ridiculous, except my boxer just had pups and the one we kept is a REAL BASTARD.

I said, oh, i have a boxer too, shes very naughty.

So dude starts pulling pictures out of the visor in his cruiser and showing me pics of his "bitch"

wtf.!