haha it's true tho not anything that will give you decent power DON'T look at these so called spoon sports chips that you see on ebay trying to give you 10 horsepower THEY DON'T WORK and they'll only mess up your car more so if your looking for cheap power anything you find that looks cheap probably wont work

do a simple tune up makes a suprising difference to a car valve adjustment all your filters (fuel air oil) cap rotor spark plugs wire etc

also try unorthodox pullies they will run you a couple hundred but will free up ur engine a bit