Heh, I just get annoyed how big of a pussy people in the corporate world can be. For example, take a look at this excerpt from our weekly bulletin email that contains suggestions/complaints from the employees:

"I think we should invest in better staple removers that don’t mess up the dots or your fingers."

What the flying fuckshit? And here's the reply from our Facilities manager:

"We have looked into different types of staple removers in the past and based on cost and performance, we have found that the staple removers that we purchase and distribute are the most effective for the application. In addition, they cost the company 50% less than others that are available. If we have or find a remover that is different, I can get it over to you to try, if you send me an e-mail with your location. Thanks."

:rofl: