hehehe. sorry, some of the responses on this post crack me up.

I was thinking you should try re-wiring your antenna and getting a similar antenna to the one on the 6th gen accords, mounted above the defogger. It would cost like $20 for rewiring the antenna back there and then maybe a little more to actually get the part.

The antenna for the S2000 is a very popular conversion and from what I hear it works pretty darn well. You can also try the JDM IS300 antenna which is similarly short. You can look more info on that up at is300.net but I try not to go there because everybody out there is pretty harsh...

You could also remove the antenna completely and plug it (or with the screw idea, which is probably better). Good luck.