After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"

Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting

to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of

coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H.



Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her

aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could

solve it at he FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NASA. Eventually they

asked

Britain's MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tellthe President he's holding the message upside down."