Originally Posted by Tark

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Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the
hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or
even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of his life
when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood
completely.

When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said, "What a beautiful
baby...... "The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Little
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little
Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cause
he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses"