Originally Posted by Singhg83
i got my paycheck today, i have a "lady friend meeting" this weekend, and for some reason, im not happy. :happysad:
what the fuck is wrong with me?
Because maybe you think it's going anywhere? She's boring? You just want to drop your nuts in her mouth and that's it?
Originally Posted by Tark
wrong it has 10^100 zeros
No, it's still 2.
Originally Posted by Brar
how you doin? :naughty:
Shitty, I need a job where I can drink at work
Originally Posted by pierced1
yea thats wrong too u cac!
My answer still stands
Originally Posted by RicoD
if i go to california... can i hang out with you
h:
Only if you don't touch me at night. Where would you want to go?
Originally Posted by aux
how does one get this
h:
Stop caring, seriously. See what happens. Or your best route is to hang out with Craig
Originally Posted by e3NiNe
who's the hottest chick to ever land on HAN?
Physically? probably that SexxyTegGirl that posted in her bikini waaaay back. Overall, there is someone.
Originally Posted by OLDMAN
How long does plumber's putty last once the bucket is opened up?
About 2.1490 minutes
Originally Posted by dubcac
Why are you so dreamy?
Jesse James once said, "You gotta make chicken soup outta chicken shit".
Originally Posted by e3NiNe
thank god this image is scaled down. At 100%, it's been known to rupture cooters in a 10 foot radius :run:
I once told that man, "you're an old lady driving a Porsche, you don't know what you can really do"