She thinks drifting is cool

and thought all the ricer cars were so cool

and asked me if I could drift in my car

So I had to explain why people that "drift" in Civics are morons

I had to duct tape down the e-brake handle in her car

that movie had no fucking sensible plot

I wasted $15

and that bitch ate all my fucking popcorn
at least it didn't have altezzas in it though...:happysad: