[rant]

Our firm normally provides the staff with free pizza for lunch.
Normally we order like 40 pies or something like that.

These f****en people that work here go berzerk when theres free food.
Literally you have to be waiting outside the cafeteria so you could get at least a slice. You see people walking out with like 3, 4 and even 5 slices.
WTF....bunch of inconsiderate people.

So, I get upstairs 14 minutes after 12 ( which is when the pizza would arrive )
There are no pies or boxes left. So me and my co-worker are standing there like WTF....

I happen to come back downstairs and I see one of my employees sitting at his desk with a gawd damn box, 4 slices sitting ontop of the box and he's stuffing a slice down his face.
So I tell him, when we asked you to grab us a slice you couldnt but, your able to grab yourself a fucken box? ( ohh, i was hungry was his reply ).
I know I was picking on him but, thats so inconsiderate of him and everyone else. Im composing an email now that I will be sending to the entire NY office because this is ridiculous. Now we ordered a couple of more pies but im leaving here at 2pm. The time now is 117.
How long do you think it will take to make another say 5,6 or 7 pies.
Surely im not waiting around for it now.