So, heres this dream i had the other night, illustrated for interest




I am on a cruise ship, the skies are all dark and cloudy, then a speaker comes on and an starts screaming there are pirates on the ship




so i :run:



i get to the water, and there are no escape rafts, so some dolphins tell me to ride a shark to safety, only the shark in an inflatable shark



flash forward, somehow i am now on my way to a hip-hop themed wedding riding in a pink chevy S10 pick up truck at my credit union :wtf:




with the rapper, Too Short



now i gotta go to the ATM to get some money fo' Short, but the ATM will only give me used tea bags



and dirty q-tips





i stopped drinking cranberry juice before bed now.