Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF

I actually got a hummer from a fat girl not too long ago. I was out of options on the hot girls since they passed out or left. I blacked out and came to and this fat chick was sleeping next to me on the couch. I thought, its late, its dark, nobody will know...so I put her hand on my junk and thats all she wrote. Then after (6am) I said "Hold up, I have to make a call." Got my keys, went outside, and literally ran to the beach and called a cab.

But the myth stands, fat girls can suck a decen crank!