Got it back (most of it)
Someone called 911 tonight when they got home from their weekend vacation because they noticed my car, and that it had been totally violated. Apparently, my car was driven less than a mile from where it was stolen, and left for a week. It was in a secluded apartment parking lot, and the tenants there all thought it belonged to "the new guy." Some time this weekend, the crew moved in, took the steering wheel, battery, wheels, speakers, subwoofer, 4-channel amplifier, engine computer, coolant overflow tank, jack, driver's dash, center console, glove box, and tons of other parts.
So, as I said, I now have "most" of it back. And apparently no body damage.
I have no idea how long before it will be drivable again.