I trash the about 50 percent of the time. Depends on if I think my parents will get to the trash before I do. But to answer all of your questions, my dad found them. Here's the story...

So I'm taking a shower while my dad was out back preparing to put risers on the septic tank (instead of having to dig it up everytime), and apparently, the condoms began to rise to the surface because of the water. So I get out, and get dressed n shiz, and when I'm ready to leave, I go out side and tell him that I'm going ot my girlfriends house. Then he says "Well, I found a lot of prophylactics out here. They floated up while you were in the shower. And for some reason, I dont think that they are Austins (My 10 year old brother)" He just laughs at it, and then tells me to trash them instead.

He didn't really even care, and I don't think he's going to tell my mom. So, its all good now