Originally Posted by fathergoat

I lovingly refer to my car as "The Screaming Shits"

Guy names = :ghey:

Imagine your car was named Bruce.

"Hey, let's get in Bruce and go for a ride"
"Oh, I left it in Bruce"
"The bitches were all over me cause I was in Bruce"
"Bruce's pipe is rusty"
"I slammed Bruce"
"I had sex in Bruce last night"

See it just sounds gay.