I had to restrict my machine so that he could install his questionable programs. Really, I don't mind him using my system but he has now gone and setup his system in my family room and parks his bottom there each night.

See, the point here is that I have "high speed internet" and I am offering him to connect on so that we can use our phone line... but the fellow just will not spend the $$$ to get it since he has already paid for his dial-up for the next year and a half.