My uncle recently moved in with me after his divorce. Other than draining my electricity, food, and taking up my game room, would spend hours (5 to 6) online every night using dial-up. Everyday after he gets home from work, except for weekends, from 2:30pm to 9pm... he would be online, instant messaging his girlfriends or what not, making it impossible to recieve and call out of my home. Ok, I understand his wife cheated on him, hence the divorce, but I'm getting lots of compliants from other friends/family about me never answering my phone. Well, it's hard to pick up nor call them if someone is constanctly on my line. What also bothers me is that even though he's online... he would be on his cell phone too. Like, give me a break... just call your f*ck*n slut on your the cell ONLY. I've spoken with my father about this situation, and he tells me to be patient... that's what family do, we help each other in time of need. I don't know about you guys, but I really want to give this uncle the boot. It's been like this for the past five months!

I've asked him to get a wireless network card and connect onto my network since it's like 100 times better than dial-up, but his too cheap to spring for one since his dial-up is paid for the next year and a half. Also, the last several times he used my computer, he loaded all these programs (paltalk, other instant messaging crap) that came with spyware and a virus.

You guys have any ideas as to how I can handle this? I've been thinking about disabling his computer... But... how to make it look like it died on its own???