I just got fukked over by some retarded bottom of the barrel volvo shop. I'm selling the shitbrick, and this lady wanted me to take it to them for an inspection. They look over it and find a few oil leaks, a few gaskets, really pretty minor stuff. I talk to the mechanic, and he says this stuff is pretty typical for a turbo volvo of this age, and its nothing really too serious.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting in the office waiting for them and this socially (and probably mentally) handicapped old hag is rudely answering the phone, pulling numbers out of her ass, etc. She quotes some guy "oh, I'd say about $180" for a valve cover gasket, which is litterally $15 in parts and 15 minutes DIY.

So she calls me up and quotes me almost $1600.00 for all the various little problems with the car, most of which A)don't really need to be adressed any time soon, or B) could easily be done by a better shop for half the price.

So now I've got to try and convince the lady that this shop is a real shithole and that she doesn't actually need half the work done. I thought I was rid of this thing (they really liked it when they checked it out), but because of this retarded old bitch, I'm probably going to have to wait around to find a more reasonable buyer.