Go get a nice fine young lady and take her back to your parents place. Make out on the couch, boy.

Then get your own place and bang her on the kitchen table, in the bathroom, in the front yard while watering the lawn, on the deck, in the living room, upsidedown in the living room. Then when you are done, just walk around with your taint hangin all out while you go get the mail. Then, you are a man.