I have a running joke with people where I impersonate my grandma leaving me a voicemail. She's a sweet old lady, but she just sounds so stereotypically jewish. I think it's hilarious. So, with the wonders of modern technology I have recorded a message she left for me just today in fact, and posted it online.

Enjoy.

https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/msatlas/web/grandma.mp3