I caught someone pick-pocketing me in NYC and I think I made him pee in his pants

Funniest thing in the world.
I witnessed my dad field-goal drop kick a bum's arm for trying to grab at my sisters when we were young. That guy's arm must have broke and my dad said "DON'T EVER LAY A HAND ON MY DAUGHTERS!"
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