Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF

So for my brothers birthday, we rent a suite downtown and cruise to the Padre game, which is within walking distance. The events are as followed.

1.) Leave the game at 9pm because at $7.00 a beer, I couldnt justify it.
2.) Went back to the hotel and played some frisbee on Fourth Ave. How the cops never came, I'll never understand.
3.) Ended up UFC'ing with my brother. I choked him out but not before he got me in a guillotine and cracked (2) of my lower teeth and seriously strained my neck.
4.) Instead of spending money on the bars, I decided to call this chick who I used to date, to come to my house and bring some beer. She works for Budweiser so she gets loads of free shit.
5.) Talked my female roommate and the Bud chick to go skinny dipping with me at 3am.
6.) Took a shower with the Bud chick.
7.) IDB with the Bud chick (tried to get a pic but was caught).
8.) Passed out.
9.) Sent her home right now and realized my neck hurts like hell and my teeth feel sharper.

The end.