It's my friend's girlfriend's birthday today. She is having an open-bar party at a place outside Philly called Bootleggers (bar, patio, live-band). This party is also open bar for 2 or 3 hours. Wimens will be all over and alcohol will be flowing. Now, you all know my weakness for open bar and my inability to control my alcohol intake.

What crazy chain of events do you predict will happen tonight?