My freezer in the apartment is too damn cold! I can't adjust the temperature and all of a sudden, over the last month or so, it's gotten super cold in there!

How cold? My freaking Vodka is frozen! And no, it wasn't replaced with water; I have a brand new bottle of Ketel One in there and it's a giant block of Vodka-Ice!!!

I looked the freezing temperature of Vodka up:
80 proof vodka will freeze at approximately -26.95C or -16.51F. 100 proof vodka will freeze at approximately -40.43C or -40.78F (for why these numbers are approximate read the full post).