Star Magazine [see also the
Associated Press] is reporting on April 1st, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's infant son, Sean Preston, took a nasty fall from his high chair. They didn't take him to the hospital until six days after the fall when they noticed Sean P. was sleeping too much. Doctors discovered the baby has a skull fracture and a blood clot. On April 8th, the the Department of Children and Family Services began looking into the incident.
On April 8, L.A. sheriff's deputies arrived at Britney's Malibu home to investigate a child-abuse claim against Britney and Kevin in relation to the head injury. Such an investigation isn't unusual. According to California law, whenever a baby is brought into the hospital with a serious injury, the Department of Children and Family Services is alerted."
Well, golly gee willickers.
No one saw this coming, did they? What the hell does Britney have against safety restraints, anyway? Does she think all those straps in cars and high chairs are extra strings you just snip off or tuck in the seats? I swear
Pet Rocks have more common sense than this broad. And they're a hell of a lot more useful. When you get bored with them, you can chuck them at Britney and Kevin. Don't forget to paint "Git-R-Done" on the rocks beforehand so Brit and K-Fed know you're speakin' their language.