Today this girl says,

"i'm drinking green tea because it has a lot of antioxidants"

and I looked at her and was like :squint:

me "grean tea and fermented teas have similar amounts of antioxidants"

her "No, green tea is better. Trust me, I'm the one going in to the medical field"

me "I know, and somebody that tans as much as you needs all the antioxidants they can get!"

I think I made the hippie girl nearly spit out her aquafina berry blast water stuff.