Always thought he had what I call a "bad mustache". Bad mustaches are the mustaches on Asians that are there, but not quite there. You can see the hair, but it's not as thick as a normal mustache. So hence it can look "dirty". But I like saying "bad mustache" than "dirty mustache", "bad mustache" flows so well out off the tip of my tongue. I also thought this guy was mute for a few hours until I actually heard him speak. Btw he didn't have a bad mustache at the time, i hope he still doesn't have a bad mustache. But I'll always visualize him with a bad mustache.