Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
So the next day I stopped smoking . . . . . . .


Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
So the next day I stopped eating red meat . . . . . . .


Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
So the next day I stopped drinking . . . . . . .


Just yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;
So this morning I stopped reading . . . . . .