I had to call a tow truck a few weeks ago...I called them, finished my bowl of cereal, put on my backpack, walked out to my car (died a block away from my house) and the guy was there, which the car all hitched up ready to go. I was like "have you been waiting long?", in which he responds "no, just a few minutes".

Then I asked him "Are you a witch? :eek3: "