I had a brand new Acura MDX almost T-bone me this morning. A guy talking on his cellphone, not paying attention ran a yield sign, and I probably have flat spots on my tires from locking the brakes up so hard.

I should have let him hit me so I could get a new car, but I am not like that. Well that and I had a 33 gallon air compressor posing as my passenger seat, so that would not have turned out good for either of us I have a feeling.