Long ago, I was driving a new girlfriend in my integra, which I had bought 4 months before... She was eating hot and sour soup while I was driving, and I only begrudgingly let her do it cause she PROMISED she wouldn't spill... Wouldn't you know she relaxed the arm that was holding the soup over the stick the minute I had to shift. Blammo... hot and sour soup EVERYWHERE

Foods/liquids+cars=bad h: