A lot of theories abound but what is your take on how the earth will end?

mine:

It will end with the pope declaring a global jihad against everyone, and the moral majority will win since they control the nukes which causes a nuclear winter droning the earth in darkness for 500 years ending all life as we know it...except of course cockroaches, Keith Richrds, and Cher who repopulate the earth.

Of course how Cher and Keith mate with the cockroaches initially will forever be a mystery for all time to come.


But seriously I think it will end in a global epidemic along the lines of a disease such as HIV that will spread faster than it is recognized or can be contained in some manner which removes human life from earth leaving animals, insects, and plants to reclaim the earth and bring it back into balance over time.